I Didn't Wish For That

I have a huge forehead. You might even say I have a fivehead. I thought maybe bangs would hide the fact but I wanted to see what I would look like without cutting my hair. I went to eBay and ordered a hairpiece. It was shipping from China so basically what one would find from Wish.

It came in the mail yesterday.

I tried it on. It's cut uneven. It's more red than light brown. I thought maybe it needs to be pushed to the side. I did that and summoned Justin Bieber, the early years.

I'm glad I didn't commit to cutting my hair. You get what you pay for, right? For now, my Saw puppet is enjoying it.